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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9293
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Lizza330's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42647) - you deserved it (3055)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36006) - you deserved it (5525)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

#17480475
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44870) - you deserved it (5079)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (2462)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (2462)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51424) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55884) - you deserved it (5086)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64811) - you deserved it (7875)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46397) - you deserved it (3547)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39854) - you deserved it (5105)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML

#16261628
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27435) - you deserved it (8422)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38213) - you deserved it (5051)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12592) - you deserved it (134854)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36113) - you deserved it (4213)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States



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