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by Anonymous / 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
by notateen / 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
by fatgirl4 / 07/20/2009 at 7:31pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML
by no_leather_of_any_kind / 04/07/2009 at 3:08am / United States (Oregon) / Love