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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9126
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39401) - you deserved it (5062)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27053) - you deserved it (8356)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37684) - you deserved it (5003)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12387) - you deserved it (133748)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35727) - you deserved it (4181)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States



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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12496) - you deserved it (41961)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (8498)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML


Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9728) - you deserved it (113795)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44994) - you deserved it (4085)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27915) - you deserved it (2797)

On 10/15/2010 at 6:52am - work - by ziatenaj - United States (California)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

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