About Lizza330 : My name is Liz. I love anime. I love to read, vampire books are my favorite (NOT Twilight, I hate Twilight!) I have two kittys, Lucky and Mittens. Also I have a DeviantART. My username is DarlingNamine. :)
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Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by treeless - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)
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