Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Lizza330

Online | Search for a member

Lizza330

11Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9294
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lizza330 : Hi

Lizza330's page activity

Visits<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:15am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:56am<b>Technastar</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:26pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:19am<b>MM100</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:54pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:46pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:28am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:54am<b>Ze_Torch</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:33am<b>Wiringify</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:52am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:02am<b>annihil8or</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:49am<b>psychedelic42</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:22am<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:49am<b>may14th</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:03am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:41am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:38pm<b>jacksavage33</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:26pm

Fucked!<b>MM100</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:11pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:57am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:57am<b>jem75</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:07am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 1:10am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 4:57am<b>Spudnik</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 9:31pm<b>besosforme</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 10:27am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 5:26am

Lizza330's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of Lizza330's badges

Lizza330's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (3174)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (7145)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML

#19690417
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27671) - you deserved it (1993)

On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

#19624313
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (40946)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37166) - you deserved it (3683)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18795) - you deserved it (53625)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18795) - you deserved it (53625)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18795) - you deserved it (53625)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
279 comments

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (2708)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13107) - you deserved it (95379)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13107) - you deserved it (95379)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13107) - you deserved it (95379)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (5734)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

#17696779
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25686) - you deserved it (3089)

On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: