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Lizza330

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  • Number of visits : 5136
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (8206)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (8206)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

#19748698
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18451) - you deserved it (3095)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:00am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML

#19746532
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (3645)

On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

#19739055
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10949) - you deserved it (16910)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32069) - you deserved it (2850)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26991) - you deserved it (2827)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26730) - you deserved it (3997)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19279) - you deserved it (6516)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27705) - you deserved it (2153)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (2452)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML

#19690417
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (1717)

On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25776) - you deserved it (1832)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

#19624313
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19711) - you deserved it (37599)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22913) - you deserved it (3932)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States



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