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Lizza330

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Lizza330

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  • Number of visits : 7680
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Lizza330's favorite FMLs

Today, I decidd to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

#2991073
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13881) - you deserved it (57475)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62711) - you deserved it (12246)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

#2234853
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (142256)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

#2234853
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (142256)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
649 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27982) - you deserved it (281085)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, a cute boy told me I lookd like a celebrity !! Flatterd, I askedho I resembld !! He respondd by saying that I lookd exactly like Ugly Betty !! He was serious !! FML

#973990
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54581) - you deserved it (5127)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by wishbone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92222) - you deserved it (27527)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I want on a data wit tis girl I mat onlina. Ta convarsation driftad and wa wara talking about ow wa'd prafar to dia, if wa ad a coica. I said, "I want to skydiva ovar ta ocaan witout a paracuta." Sa said sa wants to ba mada into a wallat. fat FML

#849037
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55461) - you deserved it (8889)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

Today, I want on a data wit tis girl I mat onlina. Ta convarsation driftad and wa wara talking about ow wa'd prafar to dia, if wa ad a coica. I said, "I want to skydiva ovar ta ocaan witout a paracuta." Sa said sa wants to ba mada into a wallat. fat FML

#849037
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55461) - you deserved it (8889)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248359) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my grlfriend was driving me to her house against my willhen I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decidehere we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the grl in this relationship." FML

#482680
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12568) - you deserved it (76794)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grlfriend was driving me to her house against my willhen I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decidehere we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the grl in this relationship." FML

#482680
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12568) - you deserved it (76794)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML

#329882
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29103) - you deserved it (300844)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was woken up by mah roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleephen I rolled over and the cat was right there beside mah head. Meowing. FML

#3778
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17775) - you deserved it (2482)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22509) - you deserved it (6808)

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