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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
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Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32919) - you deserved it (4557)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40873) - you deserved it (5057)

On 08/29/2014 at 5:22pm - kids - by Quincy_Ethan - United States (Texas)

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML


I agree, your life sucks (34165) - you deserved it (10140)

On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19284) - you deserved it (139024)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57625) - you deserved it (6525)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36156) - you deserved it (4766)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41444) - you deserved it (2376)

On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML


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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27585) - you deserved it (15863)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML


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On 11/01/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by NoSpirit (woman) -

Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28492) - you deserved it (2223)

On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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