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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9127
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was stuck in the elevator at my building, so I pushed the emergency button which made a ringing noise. After half an hour, I hear someone yelling to the elevator, "Could you stop pushing that button, there are kids sleeping." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34614) - you deserved it (2477)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by Virginy - France

Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31716) - you deserved it (5963)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (4615)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41170) - you deserved it (5083)

On 08/29/2014 at 5:22pm - kids - by Quincy_Ethan - United States (Texas)

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54407) - you deserved it (8544)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40038) - you deserved it (3509)

On 10/20/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by single (woman) - United States

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML


I agree, your life sucks (34433) - you deserved it (10213)

On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19474) - you deserved it (140573)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57882) - you deserved it (6560)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36368) - you deserved it (4782)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41872) - you deserved it (2408)

On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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