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Lizo
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 14665
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML

#210139
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I agree, your life sucks (55422) - you deserved it (3264)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6448) - you deserved it (25288)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version



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