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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15030
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58568) - you deserved it (3525)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (7566) - you deserved it (27997)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

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