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About Lizdoglover87 : In my spare time, I like to read, watch TV, surf the Internet, and play with my Golden Retriever, Gracie. I'm very shy around people I don't know, but once I get to know you, I'm fine. I LOVE dogs! I know a lot about them, and can tell you a lot about the different breeds that there are. If you'd like to know anything else about me, send me a message, and I'll get back to you.
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Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML
Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Friday 22 May 2015