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Lizdoglover87

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Lizdoglover87

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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1987 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7038
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lizdoglover87 : I love dogs more than anything. I have a chocolate Lab named Brody. In my spare time, I like to read, watch TV, and surf the internet.

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Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

#21518460
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22582) - you deserved it (1390)

On 01/23/2016 at 4:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

#21509769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24307) - you deserved it (1489)

On 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

#21509521
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19419) - you deserved it (8203)

On 12/30/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by hakuna_matata (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

#21497646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22812) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm - misc - by AlwaysTired - United States (California)

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

#21495693
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (2202)

On 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

#21487370
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30986) - you deserved it (3911)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

#21475669
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21216) - you deserved it (5014)

On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

#21467706
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26535) - you deserved it (1855)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - love - by Angie - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

#21457532
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (2672)

On 08/18/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad remarried, but he didn't want me to come. I'm told he didn't want me to ruin his pictures or make his guests feel uncomfortable, all because I had my leg amputated in April. FML

#21457412
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (1561)

On 08/18/2015 at 12:39am - health - by LoveIsOneSided (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with "Hah, just kidding. You're fuckin' BORING!" FML

#21457207
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24842) - you deserved it (2237)

On 08/17/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by ThroatSlasher (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, my husband decided he would rather be with his mistress than with me while I gave birth to our first child. FML

#21456262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (2319)

On 08/15/2015 at 4:22am - love - by MissyPants - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

#21455219
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (2312)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by NoTattoo (man) -

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

#21455219
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (2312)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by NoTattoo (man) -



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