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Lizdoglover87

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Lizdoglover87

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6133
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lizdoglover87 : In my spare time, I like to read, watch TV, surf the Internet, and play with my Golden Retriever, Gracie. I'm very shy around people I don't know, but once I get to know you, I'm fine. I LOVE dogs! I know a lot about them, and can tell you a lot about the different breeds that there are. If you'd like to know anything else about me, send me a message, and I'll get back to you.

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Lizdoglover87's favorite FMLs

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24254) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

#21409404
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/13/2015 at 9:57am - health - by Hlaalette (woman) - Belgium

Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML

#21407958
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (1783)

On 05/10/2015 at 6:08pm - misc - by weirdlaugh (woman) - United States

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32401) - you deserved it (3080)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

#21395325
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (2388)

On 04/17/2015 at 5:47pm - health - by rachlette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28782) - you deserved it (4715)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

#21378357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30784) - you deserved it (37)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

#21375288
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32166) - you deserved it (2639)

On 03/15/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by why - United States (Arizona)

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

#21372435
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (7816)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:55am - kids - by birdisnottheword (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45957) - you deserved it (2111)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30110) - you deserved it (2256)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34813) - you deserved it (2088)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

#21355292
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (3775)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:13am - love - by cyprianista - United States (Texas)



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