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Lizdoglover87

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5553
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lizdoglover87 : In my spare time, I like to read, watch TV, surf the Internet, and play with my Golden Retriever, Gracie. I'm very shy around people I don't know, but once I get to know you, I'm fine. I LOVE dogs! I know a lot about them, and can tell you a lot about the different breeds that there are. If you'd like to know anything else about me, send me a message, and I'll get back to you.

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Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36419) - you deserved it (1686)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28222) - you deserved it (2168)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34503) - you deserved it (2325)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

#21355292
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31456) - you deserved it (3738)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:13am - love - by cyprianista - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30464) - you deserved it (3675)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27421) - you deserved it (2224)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43384) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

#21325566
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34360) - you deserved it (2807)

On 12/27/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by Twysted91 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34529) - you deserved it (4102)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33408) - you deserved it (3947)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

#21317143
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35529) - you deserved it (4334)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML

#21314671
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (2465)

On 12/09/2014 at 8:56pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

#21313753
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34384) - you deserved it (3273)

On 12/08/2014 at 12:58pm - love - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

#21311702
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34554) - you deserved it (2984)

On 12/04/2014 at 10:33pm - love - by Sad Chef ;( - United States



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