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Lizdoglover87

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Lizdoglover87

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5211
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lizdoglover87 : In my spare time, I like to read, watch TV, surf the Internet, and play with my Golden Retriever, Gracie. I'm very shy around people I don't know, but once I get to know you, I'm fine. I LOVE dogs! I know a lot about them, and can tell you a lot about the different breeds that there are. If you'd like to know anything else about me, send me a message, and I'll get back to you.

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Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41878) - you deserved it (2717)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

#21325566
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33711) - you deserved it (2615)

On 12/27/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by Twysted91 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34433) - you deserved it (4094)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33330) - you deserved it (3940)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

#21317143
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35486) - you deserved it (4332)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML

#21314671
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29029) - you deserved it (2463)

On 12/09/2014 at 8:56pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

#21313753
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (3267)

On 12/08/2014 at 12:58pm - love - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

#21311702
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34497) - you deserved it (2980)

On 12/04/2014 at 10:33pm - love - by Sad Chef ;( - United States

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

#21304109
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (3047)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

#21293904
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (3183)

On 11/07/2014 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

#21286665
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28743) - you deserved it (5035)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm - health - by Discipl (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

#21279849
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36931) - you deserved it (3593)

On 10/17/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by katsaysner - United States (Maine)

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

#21253357
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38873) - you deserved it (2764)

On 09/06/2014 at 11:06pm - animals - by Meowit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML



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