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LizHasAJellyfish

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LizHasAJellyfish

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 78
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Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

#20435818
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40384) - you deserved it (13571)

On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML

#11056176
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38893) - you deserved it (6930)

On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

#5716405
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31882) - you deserved it (7723)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43097) - you deserved it (3007)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87962) - you deserved it (8690)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48197) - you deserved it (7837)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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