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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 69
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Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37582) - you deserved it (6745)

On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86316) - you deserved it (8509)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)



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