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Livilong
  • Town/Country : Ohio, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44257) - you deserved it (5553)

On 08/09/2013 at 1:00am - misc - by please don't back that thing up - United States

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26927) - you deserved it (10625)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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