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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LiviiBeans : young&free

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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (17649)

On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9977) - you deserved it (144667)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16914) - you deserved it (43712)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Longhorn2011 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I called to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said 'Mommy, I don't want to leave.' She wasn't talking to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (134179) - you deserved it (8947)

On 03/07/2009 at 3:15pm - kids - by divorced (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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