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Live_And_Let_Liv
  • Town/Country : San Diego, U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 272
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Live_And_Let_Liv : Love sports. football is my favorite. collage student

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Today, I woke up at 3am after 2 hours sleep to get to my 7.40am interview with the Air Force. I went through a full medical check, a psych test and an interview with military personnel, was there for 7 hours with no food and only water to drink, only to be told I wasn't suited to the position I applied for. FML

#5908676 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23402) - you deserved it (5149)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:43am - work - by Fail. (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML

#5891401 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (2668)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished she said "You're so funny" and walked away. FML

#5835867 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (23409) - you deserved it (4162)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by diskdude13 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

#5792064 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (22827) - you deserved it (2896)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

#5791977 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (34971) - you deserved it (7470)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML

#5775465 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (29036) - you deserved it (1538)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)



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