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LittlexoMe
  • Town/Country : Monroe, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 931
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LittlexoMe : i'm short, single, and i have
the absolute worse luck
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Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

#2524012
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42491) - you deserved it (21173)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:18am - kids - by failbaby (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#2499488
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105341) - you deserved it (4664)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

#2492585
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you deserved it (6993)

On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

#552501
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94565) - you deserved it (6029)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49034) - you deserved it (93057)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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