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LittleRed79

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LittleRed79

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4680
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LittleRed79 : Nail art, tattoos, poker, high heels, cake decorating & my cat. What more could a girl need? Oh, yes...a sarcasm font!

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Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (2690)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast . I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful . Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth .

#21374137
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

2DAY MY MOM FOUND OUT I'M FAILING THREE CLASSES . NOW SHE WON'T LET ME GO TO A CONVENTION I BOUGHT PASSES 4 WEEKS IN ADVANCE . EACH PASS WAS $45, AND I BOUGHT 2 MORE 4 MY FRIENDS . YOU DO THE MATH ON THAT, BECAUSE I APPARENTLY CAN'T . REAL FML

#21369220
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16129) - you deserved it (41011)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:20am - misc - by Byepax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister cummed out of the closet. By looool which I mean she cummed out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (2396)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today a man approached me an told me he wanted to drink mah dirty bath water. FML

my cat tunneled her way under the covers to sleep beside me. It was really cute until she panicked in the middle of the night an practically skinned me alive trying to find her way out. FML

Today, I had to writa, ( Do not usa to fraaza cat, ) on my bag of ica bacausa my sistar's cat diad, and sha rafusas to bury it. FML

#21275907
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30114) - you deserved it (2540)

On 10/11/2014 at 11:14pm - animals - by MrG - United States

TODAY... THE DAY BEFORE MY WIFE AN I LEAVE 4 OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TRIP... I REALIZED MY PASSPORT EXPIRES IN 2014... NOT 2015. INSTEAD OF A WEEK'S STAY AT AN ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORT IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC... WE'LL BE SPENDING THREE DAYS IN LOUISVILLE. THREE ANGRY DAYS IN LOUISVILLE. BIG FAT FML

#21266059
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30247) - you deserved it (18152)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:23pm - love - by dumass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I vidao-cattad wit ma mom and sowad ar ma naw, vary sort aircut!! My dad walkad in, took ona look at ma and said, "I can only attributa tis to panis anvy," and walkad out again!! FML

#21259205
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28766) - you deserved it (4141)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:31am - kids - by HeIsKindaRightTho (woman) - United States (Michigan)

MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML

#21254463
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (25260)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)



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