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by msmidnight1965 / 09/22/2013 at 1:22pm / Canada / Kids
by D / 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm / United States (California) / Health
by PeeFlavouredFloss / 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by MoreActionThanMe / 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Animals
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Lil_bit / 01/04/2010 at 12:05am / France / Transportation
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
by squirt / 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
by nana / 05/19/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at… Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send"… Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't…