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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 757
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LittleJess23 : I'm always on here reading FML's I hardly ever comment though. Bad spelling & grammar annoys me. I adopted my dog from The Lost Dog's Home & she is my baby.

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Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

#20891477
166 comments

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

#20866110
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37449) - you deserved it (2358)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by D - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

#20458013
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33742) - you deserved it (2778)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

#20199452
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23303) - you deserved it (2388)

On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99213) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

#7137306
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6228) - you deserved it (39095)

On 01/04/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Lil_bit - France

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

#3503647
126 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by squirt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

#2076493
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59852) - you deserved it (8460)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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