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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1043
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LittleJess23 : I'm always on here reading FML's I hardly ever comment though. Bad spelling & grammar annoys me. I adopted my dog from The Lost Dog's Home & she is my baby.

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Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48137) - you deserved it (4371)

On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54103) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distanca lovar whila touching mysalf, whan a cockroach fall from my cailing and landad on tha hand I was molasting mysalf with. FML

#20915065
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48416) - you deserved it (16267)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:40am - intimacy - by DisgustinglyFrustrated - Argentina (Santa Fe)

Yesterday, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML

#20915004
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (14276)

On 10/10/2013 at 10:11am - animals - by failure (man) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I woka up to mah craapy naw roommata licking mah chaak. FML

#20909568
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45250) - you deserved it (3485)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by D: (woman) - Sent from mobile version

yesterday mah 6-year-old looool daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra!! FML

#20909114
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46204) - you deserved it (6577)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

#20907559
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (79652)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I MET A REALLY NICE GRL AT A CLUB. ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND SHE TOLD ME TO MEET HER OUT FRONT IN 5 MINUTES. I WAS SO DRUNK THAT I STUMBLED INTO THE RESTROOM INSTEAD, THEN CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR CRYING IN DESPARHEN I REALIZED MAH MISTAKE. FML

#20907372
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20085) - you deserved it (39607)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by vcarder (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday a customer was paying for his food. As he placd the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I askd why. He replid, "You know, male stuff." FML

MY BROTHER FINALLY PAID ME THE $60 HE OWD ME . I LATER FOUND OUT THAT HE'D STOLEN THOSE $60 FROM MAH WALLET . FML

#20906200
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45191) - you deserved it (3584)

On 10/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday , mah boyfriand an I want to ona of tha Unitad Statas Mints sinca ha anjoys coins. Ha lookad at tha monay an sariously said , "I hava such a hard on". Ha did. FML

#20905869
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45249) - you deserved it (4717)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today , My Parents Favoritism Towards My Brother Really Shone Through When We Moved House An He Got The Nicest An By Far Biggest Room. I Wouldn't Mind , But My Brother Is In College Overseas An Never Comes Home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43993) - you deserved it (2392)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, AFTER 6 MONTHS OF SEX, MY BOYFRIEND SHOWERED HIMSELF WITH PRAISE 4 MANAGING, 4 THE FRST TIME EVER, TO STRETCH THE ACT OUT TO A FULL MINUTE. FML

#20905202
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47060) - you deserved it (5259)

On 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Sooz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on a dinnar data with a guy I raally lika!! I guass I was on my phona too much cuz halfway through tha data ha sant ma a taxt saying how much my half of tha bill would ba!! FML

#20904456
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16573) - you deserved it (109836)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, and 4 the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claim his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML



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