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LittleGreenPaola

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LittleGreenPaola

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1322
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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You sure know how to party?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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LittleGreenPaola's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

#19685712
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29267) - you deserved it (2101)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39264) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

#19545053
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7612) - you deserved it (31126)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27268) - you deserved it (2465)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25298) - you deserved it (3044)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

#19486401
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24788) - you deserved it (1913)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (3256)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51954) - you deserved it (5653)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

#19475890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25619) - you deserved it (3419)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10253) - you deserved it (45642)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)



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