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You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
LittleGreenPaola's favorite FMLs
by kenbez123 / 08/14/2013 at 3:55am / Malta / Miscellaneous
Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML
by SparkOfJade / 08/13/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was stuck on the toilet for hours after eating some questionable seafood. During this time, I watched through the open door as my dog destroyed the nice shoes I just bought, as well as the tux I rented for my sister's wedding. The wedding is in 12 hours. FML
by notmansbestfriend / 08/12/2013 at 12:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
by AnnoyedByFriends / 08/08/2013 at 12:43am / Miscellaneous
by ouch. / 12/08/2012 at 5:44am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love
by Vassy / 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by poopsthegame / 12/03/2012 at 2:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Transportation
by hinowdie / 12/01/2012 at 5:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Transportation
by Sexting / 08/21/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my… Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I… Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening…