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by only child says fuck you mom / 04/10/2016 at 10:56am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 9:39am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health
by anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 11:06am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Miscellaneous
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
by je suis christy / 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by royallymessedup / 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm / Love
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
by welptimetoburntheplacedown / 08/11/2014 at 11:02am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by skrumpp / 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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