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LittleBlackbird

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LittleBlackbirdLittleBlackbird
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittleBlackbird : If I was an animal, I would be a penguin.

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Visits<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:26pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:27pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:11am<b>A07</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:33am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:09am<b>Capitan</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:54pm<b>Savage_Catalyst</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:50pm<b>DaBears777</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 2:27pm<b>pats2004</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:43pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:13pm<b>emilytheperson</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:43am<b>Countryboy1996</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:39am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:21pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:54am<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 6:41pm<b>bigjake</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:51pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:02am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:20am

Fucked!<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:11pm<b>emilytheperson</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:43am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:20am<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:12pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:06pm<b>RandumGuy</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:22pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:03pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 2:14pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:57am<b>PolloRobot</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:43am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:29am<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:22am<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:48am<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:14am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:07am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:22am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 3:48am<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 2:22am

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LittleBlackbird's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML

#21416569
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29031) - you deserved it (3434)

On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

#21359149
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (3016)

On 02/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

#21333944
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40130) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

#21242424
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39463) - you deserved it (7298)

On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

#21234785
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37803) - you deserved it (3440)

On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46551) - you deserved it (21128)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

#21091718
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37592) - you deserved it (4637)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

#21086436
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35102) - you deserved it (5612)

On 03/14/2014 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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