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LittleBlackbird

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittleBlackbird : If I was an animal, I would be a penguin.

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Visits<b>Ayezed</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 12:10pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 7:34pm<b>A07</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 4:45pm<b>benjamins39</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 11:42pm<b>klar21</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 11:08pm<b>akharel23</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 10:29pm<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 10:17pm<b>hare</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 9:36pm<b>lirideout</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 7:14pm<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 1:48pm<b>fmlbady</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 2:04am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 3:51pm<b>MlleCerise</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 8:40am<b>empeterson23</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 1:48pm<b>totallybananas</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 6:40am<b>tyler_jay</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 1:09am<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 4:16am<b>Maaska</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 4:57pm

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LittleBlackbird's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43436) - you deserved it (19336)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36015) - you deserved it (4249)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32120) - you deserved it (4935)

On 03/14/2014 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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