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LittleBlackbird

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittleBlackbird : If I was an animal, I would be a penguin.

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - yesterday at 6:34pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 9:27pm<b>MrConfusion</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 11:06pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 3:48pm<b>EoinDonnelly</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 2:51pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 6:44pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 1:19am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 11:16am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 7:24pm<b>bolee997</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:34am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 4:04pm<b>TeenieRee_2032</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 1:21am<b>FLTRU</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:38am<b>Mons</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 3:52am<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:21am<b>dtut</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:57pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 8:47am<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 4:22am

Fucked!<b>courtsendt16</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:01am<b>zainman13</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:53am<b>thebighurt</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:02am<b>aelabed</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:57am<b>tiger820</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 2:27am<b>blcksocks</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:20am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 2:36am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:40pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:31pm<b>A07</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 2:21pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:39pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 4:31pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:11pm<b>emilytheperson</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:43am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:20am<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:12pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:06pm<b>RandumGuy</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:22pm

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LittleBlackbird's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said: "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

by only child says fuck you mom / 04/10/2016 at 10:56am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 9:39am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

by anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 11:06am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Miscellaneous

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

by je suis christy / 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

by royallymessedup / 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm / Love

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

by welptimetoburntheplacedown / 08/11/2014 at 11:02am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

by skrumpp / 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous