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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittleBlackbird : If I was an animal, I would be a penguin.

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Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33938) - you deserved it (2949)

On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44029) - you deserved it (19910)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33289) - you deserved it (5369)

On 03/14/2014 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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