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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1202
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About LittleBastard : so I decided that I am way too beautiful to keep that picture of me up, don't want to burn any eyeballs.

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Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML


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On 09/06/2015 at 8:54pm - love - by Tag (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML


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On 09/04/2015 at 11:48am - health - by ACCCHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!! -_- (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around the corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced him self to me as the head manager. FML


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On 07/09/2015 at 1:02pm - work - by notsogoodtrainee - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML


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On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML


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On 05/02/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by gross - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by Crombinator - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML


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On 04/18/2015 at 10:38am - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML


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On 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML


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On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by pukeytimes - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 11:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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