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LittleBastard

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LittleBastard

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1953 (61 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 577
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About LittleBastard : My other two pictures refer to half of the comments I see on FML.

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Visits<b>theorangecurls</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 10:59pm<b>tinkdatank</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 7:15am<b>BaDumTsss</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 6:06pm<b>besosforme</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 2:28am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 11:21am<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 12:20am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 9:20pm<b>IsjnI</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 2:47pm<b>evilamoebaattack</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 1:06pm<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 7:11pm<b>Kristen320</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 1:56am<b>mk1hate1my1job1</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 10:05am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 8:11am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 12:55am<b>cherrio27</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 5:17pm<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 12:37am<b>supernerd95</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 3:20pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:43pm

Liked!<b>BaDumTsss</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:06am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 5:22pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:43pm

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LittleBastard's favorite FMLs

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

#21336619
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31674) - you deserved it (4955)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

#21332565
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34398) - you deserved it (6658)

On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was t-boned and my truck was rendered useless. I was given a ticket even though the man who hit me ran a red light. Why? Because there was dirt on my license plate. FML

#21322311
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31420) - you deserved it (2575)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:22pm - misc - by killerxdeagles - United States (Kansas)

Today, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. FML

#21319263
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26009) - you deserved it (10888)

On 12/17/2014 at 5:41pm - health - by Recovering Alcoholic - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29915) - you deserved it (5712)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42653) - you deserved it (5142)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML

#21270200
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33210) - you deserved it (2447)

On 10/03/2014 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML

#21269829
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29886) - you deserved it (10301)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39461) - you deserved it (13340)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

#21268375
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39461) - you deserved it (2718)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:46pm - health - by Tampax - Spain (Castilla-La Mancha)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49693) - you deserved it (4727)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

#21240389
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40920) - you deserved it (4580)

On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

#21235038
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36313) - you deserved it (4457) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version



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