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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 810
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About LittleBastard : so I actually decided to put a picture of myself up, woah.

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Taday I stoppd by mah local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. fat FML

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML


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On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law frmhere looool I work!! I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimatd to be in the hundrd-thousands!! The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly!! FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 4:15pm - work - by KillMePlease (man) - United States (New York)

Today , Ma Boyfriend Managed To Orgasm By Umping Ma Leg. I'm Beginning To Tink I Am Dating A Puppy. FML


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On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I paid a local omeless man to rake te leaves in ma yard. After paying and driving im to te bus stop I found is sit on ma back porc. I need new soes. FML


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On 02/04/2015 at 4:49pm - misc - by jl_word - United States

Today, wa got a naw Roomba. I sat it to claan an cummad back an hour latar to find shit smaars all ovar tha floor. Apparantly, ona of cats had dona his businass in tha kitchan, an tha Roomba had draggad it around tha antra frst floor of housa. raal FML


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On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today... I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box... I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML


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On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was t-boned and mah truck was rendered useless. I was given a ticket even though the manho hit me ran a red light. Why? Because there was dirt on mah license plate. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 9:22pm - misc - by killerxdeagles - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday.. . half of mah motivation to stop drinking is so that mah tolerance will go down.. . because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore . FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 5:41pm - health - by Recovering Alcoholic - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I took a crap!! When I stood up to admre mah handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet!! I freaked out lyk a little grl, thinking I was bleeding out of mah ass!! Then I noticed the ketchup packets mah roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me!! FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today... I sat on te bus 4 3 ours stuck in traffic trying to ignore te old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, I Watched From My Office Window As A Couple Maneuvered Their Car To Squash A Dead Pigeon Flat On The Road. I Then Watched As They Got Out Of The Car, Set Up Tripods And Started Taking Photos Of It. FML



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On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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