About LishaB23 : I am a tom-boy, a girly-girl, an athlete, a lazy bum, a saint, a sinner, a lover, a fighter, and lots of other things. :) Lol. Love me or hate me, you won't hurt my feelings.
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by jdrew32 / 02/03/2013 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Intimacy
by kylie18xx21 / 02/01/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
by gaggin / 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
by valnaj1 / 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Intimacy
Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML
by skinnybitch / 12/11/2012 at 1:09pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Health
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
by mr_p / 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to work through a bad part of town. A man yelled something at me, but knowing what part of town I was in, I ignored him and kept walking. Two seconds later I got hit by a car. Turns out, he was trying to warn me about the car coming right towards me. FML
by lookbothways / 10/05/2010 at 8:38pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by whatabitch / 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, when he produced several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML
by UhhhUhhhRRRick / 03/05/2009 at 12:14am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in going . . . two people answered...They said they can't make it. FML
by mylifeisfcked / 02/24/2009 at 8:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous