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Lisen
  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28527) - you deserved it (2429)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18112) - you deserved it (2102)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Furry (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (50274) - you deserved it (4863)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4484) - you deserved it (56733)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (3209)

On 10/27/2009 at 3:35pm - animals - by freylero - United Kingdom (Greater London)

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Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46167) - you deserved it (10442)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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