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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9887) - you deserved it (30144)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9887) - you deserved it (30144)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9887) - you deserved it (30144)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31594) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15170) - you deserved it (218620)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15170) - you deserved it (218620)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15170) - you deserved it (218620)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43012) - you deserved it (6888)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43012) - you deserved it (6888)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43012) - you deserved it (6888)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43012) - you deserved it (6888)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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