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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10621) - you deserved it (31539)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10621) - you deserved it (31539)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10621) - you deserved it (31539)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34038) - you deserved it (3728)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17605) - you deserved it (234385)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17605) - you deserved it (234385)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17605) - you deserved it (234385)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46943) - you deserved it (7318)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46943) - you deserved it (7318)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46943) - you deserved it (7318)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46943) - you deserved it (7318)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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