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Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22213) - you deserved it (6036)

On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33063) - you deserved it (5689)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18587) - you deserved it (40216)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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