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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 666
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lionesse : I have been called many things. The list is below, & so are the reasons why I think I have been labeled as such.

Right-Extremist (Hmm.. That's a tricky one)

Communist (The most used one. Apparently I am called this because I love uniforms, and because I think everyone should wear them)

Nazi ( Never have I killed a jew but people think I am a Nazi)

Conservative (I actually agree with this one)

Republican ( Because I support Mitt Romney, although I never labeled myself as Republican. People labeled me)

KKK (What? Well... No.)

Hitler (Now this is offensive. I don't have the stache)

Stalin (So what if I think Stalin is interesting)

Female version of Fidel Castro (I'm way sexier than Castro but I was called this because I said I want to go to Cuba)

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them.

Lionesse's page activity

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Lionesse's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML

#20520338
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36316) - you deserved it (8005)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

#20519962
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (12605)

On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a co-worker invited me to go out for lunch with him. I politely declined, saying I had too many errands to do. The truth is that I'm just too broke. I'll be buying myself a burrito using quarters I found on the floor of my car. FML

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

#20503744
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28351) - you deserved it (3888)

On 02/12/2013 at 3:15pm - animals - by Turdfoot (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

#20502433
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41469) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

#19896001
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22727) - you deserved it (2203)

On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)

Today, I started a sport journalism degree. I was the only female out of 60 students. The lecturer started talking about how we should all aspire to become sports editors of national newspapers. Later, he said women have no chance of ever becoming sports editors. FML

#19894898
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (2664)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:46am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

#19865448
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7342) - you deserved it (25238)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:30am - work - by xxccruzxx - United States

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6221) - you deserved it (80525)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

#19858168
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22759) - you deserved it (2079)

On 06/27/2012 at 10:28pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

#19846175
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26620) - you deserved it (2151)

On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML

#19692881
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (3006)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

#19503572
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25283) - you deserved it (3496)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9386) - you deserved it (18329)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122724) - you deserved it (12036)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States



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