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Lioness8197

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Lioness8197

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9457
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Lioness8197 : I love reading and writing.

I love to longboard.

I want a Great Dane and German Shepherd.

I love baseball and football.

Lions are my favorite animal.

I'm a Leo.

I want to become a baker and one day own a bakery that I can call mine.

I'm a very respectful person. Don't assume because I'm a teenager I'm rude, disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Lioness8197's favorite FMLs

Today, mah mom had one too many and announced to all of mah friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani!! FML

#2959113
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51340) - you deserved it (4247)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62710) - you deserved it (12245)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62710) - you deserved it (12245)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today At My Wadding... Whan My Husband Haard "you May Now Kiss Tha Brida" Ha Swung Ma Down Romantically And Was About To Plant Ona On Ma Whan His Arm Slippad... Causing Ma To Fall On Tha Floor Hitting My Haad... And Gatting A Concussion. FML

#2798321
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72408) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/11/2009 at 10:37am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84890) - you deserved it (227237)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

#2418263
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21185) - you deserved it (222921)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was sitting in ma basement watcing IT. I eard a knocking at ma door an turned te outside ligts on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out an began screaming an jumping around lyk a Ciuaua on drugs. My friends told me it sould be on YouTube witin te week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51145) - you deserved it (8368)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, was mah sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixd up the gifts I got fir them and mah dad endd up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

#2295349
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16567) - you deserved it (59514)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yastarday I was anging out wit a faw of my friands... including an old ax-girlfriand and ar currant boyfriand of 5 yaars. Wan my ax...osa virginity I ad takan yaars aarliar... mantionad... "I ad ta iPona first..." witout tinking... I immadiataly raspondad... "Wall... I ad YOU first." FML

#2103981
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18768) - you deserved it (88368)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile going for a run in my nieghbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stoppd and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

#2071358
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45823) - you deserved it (2795)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay fir a while an asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, an was referring to my business partner. FML

Yesterday, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze an sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When u die can we get a cat?" mega FML

#1927832
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62322) - you deserved it (5823)

On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on 4 me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

#1869904
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11848) - you deserved it (78520)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Permafucked (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML

#1837844
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93468) - you deserved it (5111)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)



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