[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

LinsKitty

Search for a member

LinsKitty
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

LinsKitty's last visitors

Freeze

LinsKitty's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

LinsKitty's favorite FMLs

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (7290)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669 (415)

I agree, your life sucks (34961) - you deserved it (15872)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

#318197 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (11509) - you deserved it (85409)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am - love - by DSM (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

#90535 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (32554) - you deserved it (4805)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:13pm - misc - by niabby - United States (Illinois)