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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Linemanmike : My name is Michael and I'm just here to enjoy life and do my best to survive it!

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49630) - you deserved it (4757)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28344) - you deserved it (37012)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49809) - you deserved it (5039)

On 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm - animals - by Zach Got Robbed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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