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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 820
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Linemanmike : Little about me? Well I love a good time and love what I do. Get paid to get high! On poles that is. No I'm not a stripper. But I am called a hooker. What am I? I'm a lineman 😎 love meeting new people so don't be a stranger!

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Linemanmike's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

by loganHchrist / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML

by Zach Got Robbed / 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals