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Lindzzz

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Town/Country : I don't know..., U.S. of A.
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Not specified
Number of visits : 3601
Number of comments : 6
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Lindzzz : Yeah, I'm known fo rmy sarcasm =D

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Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML

I agree, your life sucks (52656) - you deserved it (12017)

On 04/25/2009 at 2:39am - work - by CollegeGrad (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

I agree, your life sucks (56299) - you deserved it (5309)

On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34242) - you deserved it (3986)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)

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