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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 9:40pm - misc - by chrono64 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 10:53pm - health - by sillygoose (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by kjirut (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)
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