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Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)
Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)
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