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Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML

#8902353
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19257) - you deserved it (2138)

On 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm - work - by liz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (53519)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

#8664737
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31935) - you deserved it (7606)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

#8433331
95 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968
132 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968
132 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

#8341933
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25910) - you deserved it (5359)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
284 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (5217)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
124 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML

#7743505
119 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:42pm - love - by depr3ssed (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16114) - you deserved it (75093)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)



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