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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, After A Few Months Of Mah Neighbors Friend Parking Outside His House An Honking Until He Cummed Outside, I Happened To Be Out Doing Lawn Work. I Politely Screamed ( STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN! ) To Which They Responded By Moving In Front Of MY House An Holding Down Their Horn. I Hate People. FML

#12930514
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32803) - you deserved it (15277)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, arport security took away 32$ eyelash curler, cuz it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML

#12574406
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30116) - you deserved it (8528)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on usile we looool were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20045) - you deserved it (33007)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

yesterday mah band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
185 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I went to an elementary scool fir volunteer work. I was askd to read to a group of kids looool during one of te classes. Before I startd reading, a grl raisd er and and askd me if I ad a boyfriend and if I was single. I askd er y and se said "My daddy wantd to know." I'm 16. FML

#12307637
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On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday , I had been sick all day , so to cheer me up mah dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back , we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday , I had been sick all day , so to cheer me up mah dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back , we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , MY HUSBAND LEFT FIR A TWO-WEEK TRIP. LAST NIGHT HE GAVE THE DOG A TREAT OF STEAK FAT AND GRISTLE. MY TREAT? I AM ON BD REST WITH MY PREGNANCY AND HELPLESS TO STOP THE RANCID DOG FARTS THAT ARE SILENT AND SMELL LIKE A BURNING SEPTIC TANK EXPLODD. FML

Today,hile getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
195 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today... I met my biological moter for te first time. Se stole my wallet. FML

#11989675
87 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

Today.. . I hrd somebody to send me love letters . I'm that lonely . FML

#11890639
123 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

today I found out thara is such a thing as ayabrow dandruff an that I hava it. big fat FML

#10775711
157 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 11:54am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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