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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16264) - you deserved it (26795)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
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I agree, your life sucks (4319) - you deserved it (35004)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (4467)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26318) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

#648
38 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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