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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
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On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

#648
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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