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Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35019) - you deserved it (4843)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63263) - you deserved it (6607)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (5969)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

#16640907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (3002)

On 06/13/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by disgusteddaughter (woman) - Australia

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14702) - you deserved it (54545)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32819) - you deserved it (20217)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
341 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33669) - you deserved it (12198)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

#15861693
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29246) - you deserved it (3832)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:52pm - misc - by sosadstudent (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I found out my dad has a 1-in-a-million disease that makes your liver process pain medication at twice the rate of a normal person. If that wasn't bad enough, he also tells me he hopes I don't have it too, because it can be passed down. He said this because I'm 29 weeks pregnant. FML

#15546650
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30551) - you deserved it (2781)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:08pm - health - by Spike (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69068) - you deserved it (9545)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46952) - you deserved it (4445)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42378) - you deserved it (9336)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45876) - you deserved it (4201)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

#15109555
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45325) - you deserved it (19052)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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