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Lilsbills

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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 December 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5363
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as I was driving back home from grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witnes him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know y I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

#21006441
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (4149)

On 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by NNTA (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today , Christmas changed mah life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

#21004509
143 comments

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On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me 4 Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail 4 a DUI an battery. Thank u to my cocklick of an aunt 4 taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar an pressuring her into relapse. FML

#21003791
87 comments

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On 12/24/2013 at 3:48pm - misc - by jhulich (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

TODAY... HUSBAND AND I WERE FIGHTING OVER MONEY. AS WE WERE ARGUING... OUR 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER STOLE $250 DOLLARS FROM PURSE. BIG FAT FML

#21002634
166 comments

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On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I found out I was passad ovar fir tha promotion I'va wantad fir 9 months at tha fast food rastaurant I work in. Who got tha job? Tha 16 yaar old grl I trainad 2 waaks ago. Thair axcusa was , "Sha has ambition." I'm going to collaga fir food sarvica managamant. Sha failad har drug tast. FML

#21001701
171 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
118 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.

#21001182
227 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , whila going down on mah girlfriand , sha stoppad moaning an told ma to stop bacausa sha couldn't faka it anymora!! fat FML

#21001045
114 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Cummed Home After Working On A Difficult Case. My Husband Wasn't Home So I Hopped Into Bed. My Feet Felt Something An I Reached Down An Picked It Up Out Of The Sheets. It Was Lacy Black Thongs. I Don't Own Black Thongs. Fat FML

#20999870
134 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today a man startd a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracle of thing we take for grantd every day. I was really enjoying it until he lookd at his watch and said, ( Oh shit, mushroom make me lose track of time! ) and ran off into the night. FML

#20998821
78 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today after finals my English professor left me less than one percent from an A. Why? All semester long he took away point cuz my opinion did not match his. FML

Today, mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat yeres after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking dinner with expired food fir over 17 yeres. FML

#20998308
176 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . a wierd guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert . Everyone talked abouthat a creep he was . I would have too.. . but he was my dad . fat FML

#20997867
62 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 8:48am - misc - by sammers27 (man) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday mah class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of mah life... if I knew who he was. FML

#20997138
76 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today my husband an I wara arguing about him not communicating anymora. Instaad of talking to ma about it ha massagas my mom to say "I'm not looool mantally strong anough to handla har anymora." FML

#20996890
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (5066)

On 12/18/2013 at 11:44am - love - by Iloverainbows10 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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