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  • Number of visits : 257
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my husband's laziness got so bad that he asked me to jack him off while he watched porn because he was "too tired" to do it himself. FML

#21258768
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18687) - you deserved it (2145)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by lovelyanimetits (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML

#21253662
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33863) - you deserved it (3215)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

#21252132
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34639) - you deserved it (3133)

On 09/04/2014 at 10:59pm - misc - by AllieG33 - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML

#21251987
61 comments

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38453) - you deserved it (7831)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my cat decided to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. FML

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41231) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was report card day at swimming lessons. Because it was the last day, a little girl brought me flowers. She was the only kid in that class who didn't pass. FML

#21251459
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38778) - you deserved it (3363)

On 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

#21251377
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36997) - you deserved it (3330)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow her lighter for my smoke break, since I'd lost mine. She was reluctant because of my track record of losing the darn things. After my break I stopped to use the restroom really quick, and promptly dropped the lighter into the toilet. FML

#21251320
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16545) - you deserved it (30698)

On 09/03/2014 at 6:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41884) - you deserved it (5187)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

#21250852
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32901) - you deserved it (12658)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31464) - you deserved it (7385)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

#21250056
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34467) - you deserved it (2793)

On 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm - health - by germophobe (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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