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  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Lilllly_1316 : I ride, and own 4 horses, and go to school full time. ;) and I LOVE FML. ♥

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Lilllly_1316's favorite FMLs

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

#18300773
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13013) - you deserved it (44116)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (33462)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38362) - you deserved it (8666)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32625) - you deserved it (4045)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20552) - you deserved it (69385)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48220) - you deserved it (6121)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

#13857180
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43548) - you deserved it (6352)

On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50966) - you deserved it (15822)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50966) - you deserved it (15822)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

#5291155
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52045) - you deserved it (3786)

On 09/16/2009 at 12:19pm - work - by Nakdnathan (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

#4506987
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46843) - you deserved it (8543)

On 08/13/2009 at 6:30pm - love - by Mark (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

#4506987
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46843) - you deserved it (8543)

On 08/13/2009 at 6:30pm - love - by Mark (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62441) - you deserved it (27682)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML

#754316
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (53283)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by jalapenos99 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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