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Lillias

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Lillias

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4022
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Lillias's favorite FMLs

Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML

#14382605
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (2116)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

#14365818
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20041) - you deserved it (4795)

On 12/28/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

#14356906
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30399) - you deserved it (9083)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41746) - you deserved it (8751)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40089) - you deserved it (8578)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33520) - you deserved it (7253)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, I discovered that the painful eczema I get every winter was actually being caused by the moisturising cream I use to treat it. FML

#14221798
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (3799)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:06am - health - by spleg (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112538) - you deserved it (15239)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

#14190731
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31336) - you deserved it (3694)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML

#14185892
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31731) - you deserved it (4690)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:32am - love - by fordn4h - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33844) - you deserved it (6079)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

#14112923
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39195) - you deserved it (15293)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

#14035490
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45595) - you deserved it (6344)

On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10046) - you deserved it (32947)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37976) - you deserved it (4768)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -



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