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Lillias

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3981
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Lillias's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41026) - you deserved it (4076)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

#16817769
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9638) - you deserved it (43858)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14281) - you deserved it (52099)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49094) - you deserved it (6434)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

#16554560
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14524) - you deserved it (28153)

On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11627) - you deserved it (39262)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14709) - you deserved it (54573)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45395) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16620) - you deserved it (76982)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54035) - you deserved it (4202)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65014) - you deserved it (4463)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML

#16071045
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41587) - you deserved it (4164)

On 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

#16020666
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33106) - you deserved it (16037)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37025) - you deserved it (9701)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -



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