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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 46
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Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (4383)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

TODAY, I WAS IN ENGLISH WHEN I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM . AS I WAS SIGNING OUT, THE TEACHER SAID ( DON'T 4GET THE HALL PASS! ) IT WAS A PLUNGER . I HAVE TO WALK ACROSS MY SCHOOL WITH A PLUNGER . FML

#17645605
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I agree, your life sucks (24531) - you deserved it (4761)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .

#17629318
194 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, ma girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

YESTERDAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AND I WERE GETTING INTIMATE AND PLANNING ON HAVING SEX FOR THE FRST TIME. I PICKED HER UP OFF THE COUCH, AND IN SO DOING, ACCIDENTALLY LIFTED HER TOO HIGH, PUTTING HER HEAD THROUGH THE CIELING. SHE HAD A MILD CONCUSSION. FML

#15921187
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On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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512 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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