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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 836
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML

#18087058
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21074) - you deserved it (2326)

On 10/27/2011 at 4:06am - misc - by unlucky - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13589) - you deserved it (34737)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11141) - you deserved it (39693)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (3531)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking my drivers license test. FML

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32508) - you deserved it (1954)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37695) - you deserved it (2344)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11907) - you deserved it (31026)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

#17843188
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16509) - you deserved it (27150)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (3140)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28376) - you deserved it (2754)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

#17805536
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8396) - you deserved it (26927)

On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54836) - you deserved it (5408)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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