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Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
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Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML
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On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version
Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)
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