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Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
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On 09/20/2012 at 3:00am - intimacy - by myself - United States (California)
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25am - health - by Missusluv313 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by tdudey123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 6:39pm - work - by me - United States
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by FauteuilEver Alone (man) - France
Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -
Monday 17 June 2013
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