Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

LiliLatte

Offline (14 hours ago) | Search for a member

LiliLatte

3Liked!

LiliLatteLiliLatte
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 October 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About LiliLatte : I'm a 7th grader \(n_n\)

Drawing anime
Writing music
Indie-Rock is life
Follow me on wattpad // AnaHaze

LiliLatte's page activity

Visits<b>Jreslier</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 9:27am<b>jellybeens</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 12:24am<b>jacky75</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 10:06am<b>wang33334</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 5:57am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 6:57pm<b>fullalove</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 10:52am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:06am<b>PeopleLikeGrapes</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 12:59pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:58am<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 2:46am<b>liloso60</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 6:02pm<b>Infamous278</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 9:48pm<b>JJ_V3N0M</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 6:48pm<b>NicoleErin</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 10:47am<b>LittleBells</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 12:03am<b>LordGoober</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 9:53pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 9:20pm<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 7:56pm

Liked!<b>PeopleLikeGrapes</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:59pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 8:59pm<b>King_paradox</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 6:48am

LiliLatte's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of LiliLatte's badges

LiliLatte's favorite FMLs

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

#21280490
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34508) - you deserved it (2939)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35879) - you deserved it (2508)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML

#21280399
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31001) - you deserved it (6375)

On 10/18/2014 at 10:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

#21280293
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33923) - you deserved it (2146)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:20am - misc - by Queensland - Australia

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

#21280130
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (7805)

On 10/17/2014 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by melissa1028 (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (3031)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

#21279967
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (3295)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:12pm - health - by catt - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

#21279866
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35663) - you deserved it (5068)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

#21279849
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (3343)

On 10/17/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by katsaysner - United States (Maine)

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. FML

#21279658
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33738) - you deserved it (2992)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29896) - you deserved it (2958)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

#21279390
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (5774)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by highfive - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33709) - you deserved it (4462)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: