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by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
by dontpeeonmenxtime / 12/29/2011 at 9:51am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Christina / 12/05/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML
by Why_Not31 / 09/01/2011 at 5:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by anti88 / 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:12am / United States / Love
by James / 08/12/2011 at 3:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
by Jackedup / 05/18/2011 at 3:57am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 9:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by nickyboy / 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
by IB6UB9 / 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
by HeSaysImNoBeard / 11/26/2009 at 11:47am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…