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About Lil_red314 : I'm short, shy, nerdy kinda awkward lol but I like making friends
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Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Friday 28 August 2015