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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lil_pink : Down to earth.
Christian, loving, caring.
Get to know a girl like me :)

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Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML


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