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LilTiki559

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1471
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

#18804066
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23230) - you deserved it (5886)

On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37196) - you deserved it (2085)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31691) - you deserved it (27394)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27510) - you deserved it (4430)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31183) - you deserved it (15531)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45616) - you deserved it (6592)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

#18096319
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25643) - you deserved it (2053)

On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

#18095448
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16125) - you deserved it (10930)

On 10/28/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by blabla (woman) - Brazil

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22394) - you deserved it (44782)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41455) - you deserved it (19125)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57883) - you deserved it (3695)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

#17906392
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (2693)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:14pm - love - by Nickolas Neffster - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10308) - you deserved it (34249)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (3581)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (3581)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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