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LilTiki559

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3317
  • Number of comments : 81
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today even after loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband,ho within the past two yeres lost almost 200 pounds , left me because now , he "can do so much better". FML

#20874079
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72549) - you deserved it (4102)

On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriand Found Out It Makas A Funny Fart Sound Whan Ha Blows Hard Into My Mouth In Tha Middla Of Making Out. I Can't Gat Him To Stop Doing It Avary Tima Wa Kiss. Maga FML

#20874035
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49426) - you deserved it (5368)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada

Today, mah 16-yaar-old daughtar burnd all har babby photos bacausa thay wara unflattaring and mada har "look fat". FML

#20873371
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45804) - you deserved it (3955)

On 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (2963)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45812) - you deserved it (3121)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

today I had to bail mah brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

#20867149
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39926) - you deserved it (3415)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I had to calm mah hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills , looool then spend ages trying to protect her from the ( monkey ) on the wall. FML

#20866110
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (2367)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by D - United States (California)

Yesterday, I had sex with a guy I've likd for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

#20844009
13 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , after giving me mah very first orgasm , mah boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about mah orgasm face. Apparently it remindd him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessd girl , and it really freakd him out. FML

#20816805
93 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 10:08am - intimacy - by right (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

#20816318
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51903) - you deserved it (11215)

On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

#20814794
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69780) - you deserved it (5994)

On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

YESTERDAY, MY 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME THAT SHE GOT IN A CAR CRASH. SHE TEXTED, "I FORGOT WICH WAY WUS LEFT LOL" AND THEN QUICKLY ADDED "YOLO RIGHT? LOL". FML

#20814697
216 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

YESTERDAY, I AD MA FRST WET DREAM. I WOKE UP SWEATING AN SOAKING WET. TOO BAD I DREAMED ABOUT AVING INTENSE SEX WIT A CARDBOARD BOX. FML

#20813339
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53664) - you deserved it (8526)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I watched boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number 4 her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting 4 him to finish buying things 4 our "romantic movie night." FML

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't relatd I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

#20809554
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62600) - you deserved it (5426)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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