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LilCheeno

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LilCheeno

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 57527
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

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TODAY I TOLD MY MOM I'VE BEEN HAVING SLEEP ISSUES AN ASKED IF SHE COULD TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR!! SHE DECIDED I JUST NEED TO READ THE BIBLE MORE!! NEEDLESS TO SAY I STILL CAN'T SLEEP!! BIG FAT FML

#21377689
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (2155)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today it was first day working as a parmacist. I quickly discovered tat customers not only tink tat it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice but tey also ave no qualms about sowing me tere various lumps bumps an vaginal leakages. big fat FML

#21377662
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91) - you deserved it (3098)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:19am - work - by MyPoorEyes (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today after a 16-hour work day I came home to my husband. I talked to him 4 about 10 minutes then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on an was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game just talking. FML

#21377531
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (3531)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:35am - love - by Anonymous -

Today , I turned in mah homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

#21377510
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58) - you deserved it (44778)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

Yesterday... I was pulled over by a police officer cuz e tougt I was skipping scool. I'm 24 and we graduated ig scool togeter. FML

#21377506
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35767) - you deserved it (2486)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133) - you deserved it (9710)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when mah son decided to throw a tantrum asking 4 food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking 4 someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (5058)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere so I nervously asked a staff member 4 help. She scowled pointed at the shelf directly behind me an told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

#21377103
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28989) - you deserved it (3516)

On 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by fuck (man) - Netherlands

yesterdayhile camping , I was given the sex talk , along with visuals creatd with marshmallows and a roasting fork . FML

#21377041
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27064) - you deserved it (2517)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sant mah fathar a taxt asking whan ha was finally coming to maat his 4-month-old granddaughtar. His rasponsa? ( I forgot. ) Ha forgot ha has a granddaughtar. FML

Today my mats class and I ad to sit troug a slidesow of potos of our teacer's cat!! Te cat's name is Mr Cat!! fat FML

#21376941
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, during an axam, tha guy naxt to ma triad to chaat by looking at my tast but was caught by tha proctor . His dafansa was that no ona would avar chaat off ma . Tha proctor agraad and allowad him to finish tha tast . FML

#21376924
39 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by Speechless - United States (California)

Today my dad spent 30 minutes incorrectly correcting me about our legal system. He thinks he knows more than me cuz he's been divorced twice. I'm a lawyer. FML

#21376903
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138) - you deserved it (5)

On 03/18/2015 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Baked A Cake 4 When Mum Cummed Home. I Did Everything I Needed To Do An Put It In The Oven, Set The Timer An Went To Do Some Things Around The House. When Mum Cummed Home, She Asked Y There Was A Uncooked Cake Mix Sitting In The Oven. I Forgot To Turn The Oven On. Real FML

#21376702
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25849) - you deserved it (7882)

On 03/17/2015 at 10:12pm - misc - by non-baker - Australia (Victoria)



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